Disaster Index: 3.1 Entry: Tartan Army Warmth Index, Miami Cause: Scotland supporters generating sufficient goodwill in a host city to become the story adjacent to the football. Category: Emotional Evidence: Third city of the tournament. Warmth described as exceeding the Florida climate. A mince and tattie hot dog has been located and consumed. Billy Gilmour has been involved in at least one public romance narrative. The pattern holds. Historical precedent: Documented across France 1998, Germany 2006 qualifying fanzones, and every tournament adjacent gathering since. The Tartan Army's ambassadorial surplus is one of the most consistent measurements in Scottish football. It has never yet won a match. Affected parties: Miami residents; local vendors; the international football press in search of colour; Scotland supporters who would, on balance, prefer the warmth to be redistributed slightly toward the result column. Immediate outlook: The goodwill is real and not in question. Its relationship to points on the board remains unestablished.