Disaster Index: 3.1 Entry: Relief Infrastructure Under Load Cause: Scotland winning their opening World Cup fixture for the first time since 1990, activating a relief response the country had not stress-tested in 28 years. Category: Emotional / Historical Evidence: John McGinn's deflected goal, minute 68, confirmed at approximately 02:28 BST. Watch parties from Boston to Glasgow sustained until past 03:00. Chants audible in residential areas. The country prepared for disaster and received something else. Historical precedent: Scotland's last group-stage win, 1990, produced comparable scenes. The 28-year interval means the emotional infrastructure has no recent load-bearing record. Affected parties: Everyone who stayed up. Everyone who didn't and woke to it anyway. Immediate outlook: The Index does not record happiness. It records what happiness, in Scotland, tends to precede. Filed accordingly.